5. That when husbands were about to say something that hurt your feelings, a little fairy would come along, close their mouth, put flowers in one hand, and chocolates in the other.
4. That scientists would have named dinosaurs things I could pronounce and spell- such as "cat" and "dog". (Eustreptospondylus and Tuojiangosaurus, come on, really?)
3. That Starbucks had a delivery service. (Yes, I would pay $2 delivery fee for my $5 coffee- that's how much sanity means to me. Yes, I equate being highly caffeinated with being sane. )
2. That I could have a human-size tube (the kind they use at bank drive-thrus) that went directly from here to a certain point in Chicago, and whenever I felt like it, I could hop in, press a button, and be shot through in seconds. (See ya later, kiddos!!!)
1. That the burdens we bear weren't so heavy.
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