MISSING!!!

I'd like to report a runaway. It seems that a few weeks ago, a very important thing disappeared from my life... My patience. Sure it was a little thin and under-used, but I was going to work on that. Now it is gone, gone, gone. Sadly, it took some of sanity with it, which makes me just a self-headshave and straightjacket shy of crazy. If found, please take my patience to the nearest Starbucks. There's a good chance I will be stopping by one day.

Duh Nile

Yeah, we've all been there. Right now I'm just trying to get out. It's a river, alright- swift currents keep dragging me back. That's about it.

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. Just keep swimming...

Is there any answer/wisdom in life you can't get from a children's movie?